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Author Topic: Random Amusing Quotes and Phrases  (Read 41778 times)
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KIRADOR

« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2005, 01:56:13 PM »

"You where born to be murdered" - The Third Man

...wait. that ain't too funny.
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djr33

« Reply #91 on: October 02, 2005, 12:30:16 AM »

"I'm an agnostic dyslexic insomniac.... I stay up all night trying to decide if there really is a dog."
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« Reply #92 on: October 03, 2005, 01:54:11 PM »

Who's Drew Struzan?
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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« Reply #93 on: October 08, 2005, 03:19:00 PM »

"Die Another Day" remains my favourite bong movie of all time
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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djr33

« Reply #94 on: October 08, 2005, 06:34:09 PM »

"What does 'SAT' stand for?"
"...Sat?"

-Boy Meets World
(Feeny, Eric)
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djr33

« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2005, 11:24:10 PM »

I have good grammer, but my spelling are better.
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djr33

« Reply #96 on: November 12, 2005, 11:48:45 PM »

(I think I'm addicted to this thread.)


I'm just cutting and pasting my (now) old signature for safe keeping Wink

School is such a waste of time that I could be using to learn.

They don't HAVE computers in Kansas! -Fig

"If he commits suicide, he's just gonna get thrown right back in the slammer!" -Weirdhat's weird film

"...on earth. And earth is a pretty long trip." JohnMoore
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« Reply #97 on: November 21, 2005, 02:03:59 PM »

"It doesn't matter, because Yoda's real in all our hearts".
    - Weird girl in history class.
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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djr33

« Reply #98 on: December 08, 2005, 10:10:01 PM »

"[Pearl Harbor] was a 2 hour plot squeezed into a 3 hour film about a Japanese surprise-bombing on an American love triangle."
/first line of roger ebert's review of the film.
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« Reply #99 on: December 23, 2005, 12:01:35 AM »

Yea this kid on the bus last year said this and I have been repeating it all the time.
"Let the gates of hell open, let the demons give you cheetos, Ohhhh cheetos, ohhhh God."
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djr33

« Reply #100 on: December 30, 2005, 12:57:36 AM »

That 70's Show:

"I totally love your daughter. And I totally respect her. I never stop respecting her. ...Even when the cops came."
Then the dad gets mad and storms out.
Then the mom says "...so... how was it?"


son: "[I need to pretend to be sick] I'll fake a fever."
dad: "Or we could go into the garage and I'll hit you in the elbow with a baseball bat."
"I think I'll stick with the fever."
"Well, son, if you want to do everything in life half-ass, then so be it."
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starwalker

« Reply #101 on: February 04, 2006, 10:13:23 PM »

This thread was to good to not bring back. So im going to  boost it with the best qoute ever.



What a skeletal wreck of a man this is
Translucent flesh and feeble bones
The kind of temple where the whores and villians try to tempt the holistic tones
Running rampant with free thought to free form the free and clear
And the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, NOW

<--Corey Taylor
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KIRADOR

« Reply #102 on: February 16, 2006, 10:53:52 AM »

Sam: What do you think's gonna happen, Marty? Superman's gonna fly around Earth and turn back time?

Marty: No. I don't think Superman's going to turn back time.

-Mean Creek
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« Reply #103 on: February 18, 2006, 07:44:34 AM »

A dude's sig on SHH:

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Best Ebay Feedback Ever: "BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED"
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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djr33

« Reply #104 on: February 25, 2006, 11:57:01 PM »

gotta post this. i'm insane. you've been warned.
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d33jr: [...]whoever invented the lightbulb
rogue09: edison
d33jr: right
d33jr: thomas edison
d33jr: which is why I kept thinking thomas jefferson
then I realized he was a president, not inventor.... could he have been both? no... hmm... alexander graham bell was the phone... or was it telegraph... hmm.... that's off topic... hmm... well... ben franklin... he's cool... did a report on him in 5th grade... did the thing with the key... not the phone, no, wait, the lightbulb... no... lamp. ...'takes 5 people to tell you its actually a lamp, not a lightbuld, takes 3 people...'
d33jr: /thoughts
d33jr: i'm insane
rogue09: as proven by the fact that you typed all that out
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