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Alex_C



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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2005, 10:35:32 PM »

"I'm black." - my wigger friend.
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Mrdodobird

« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2005, 09:56:25 PM »

"if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i would be
canada"

That is most likely the best quote ever.  
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djr33

« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2005, 10:23:31 PM »

"Well.... relative to you, I'm taller."
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2005, 01:51:36 PM »

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"if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i would be
canada"

That is most likely the best quote ever.
It's funny cause it's pretty much true.
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rupertthemage

« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2005, 01:12:41 AM »

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life"
 
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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2005, 01:37:50 PM »

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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life"

Not unless he's a saint  Tongue  
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2005, 04:02:52 PM »

I know this is double post but I just had to put this (they both are latin btw).


Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis-  You do not know the power of the dark side
 
Sit vis nobiscum - May the Force be with you
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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djr33

« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2005, 11:11:55 PM »

Corporate America frequently changes their views from more for less to less for more as their products frequently change hands-- from theirs to yours.


/me
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djr33

« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2005, 10:22:32 PM »

trying to organize people is like attempting to convince spilled grape juice to simply put itself back in the container


/me in IM, tired
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Mrdodobird

« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2005, 07:01:34 PM »

Everything went fine until someone told Steve that he really wasn't super, and was, in fact, just a regular Nova.  
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« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2005, 04:33:07 PM »

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein  
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djr33

« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2005, 10:56:13 PM »

Your stupidity is more amusing than my inteligence. Please continue.
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NickKennedy88

« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2005, 08:31:02 PM »

(just see the {Any} QOTD on ideality.tk) [Quote of the Day]
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2005, 09:42:05 PM »

Humans, even though intelligent and in deep thought about the universe, are in denial about "in your face" societal issues...
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djr33

« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2005, 10:36:00 PM »

TEACHER: Math isn't really that hard. Some people (implying me) just make it more complex than it has to be.
ME: Yeah.... teachers.
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