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ObiJuan2080

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« on: March 04, 2005, 10:24:29 AM »

"A dream is pleasureable because it's fantasy, if it becomes real then it wasn't a dream."
--Fullmetal Alchemist

My answer would be if it's not a dream because it came true then it must have been destiny.                                                              
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Mrdodobird

« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 01:13:50 PM »

"You just found the marble in the oatmeal... you're a lucky lucky lucky little boy, cause you know why? You get to drink from THE FIREHOSE!!!"

-Stanley Spedowski, UHF

"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly!"

-Raoul, UHF

"Don't worry Bob, it's just like working in a fish market... except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."

-Bob, UHF  
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djr33

« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005, 10:10:03 PM »

give him and inch, he'll want a foot. give him a foot, he'll want a leg.


-completely pointlessness by me.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005, 10:29:28 PM »

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for a day.
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005, 11:06:09 PM »

Ya know yur uh redneck if yur  too drunk ta fish.
-Foxworthy
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2005, 02:43:35 PM »

You know you're a redneck when you have a gunrack for your gunrack.
             -I think the same guy as above.
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I'm Yoda. I'm soldier. I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes. Watch the X-Wing rise.

http://www.swtales.tk' target='_blank'>Pain is temporary- Tales are Forever.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2005, 04:19:12 PM »

If you drill billiard balls to your fenceposts as decoration, you might be a redneck.

(That's my own I thought up after seeing a fence that actually has billiard balls drilled to the tops of the posts.  Oh so beautifully white trash.)
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djr33

« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2005, 09:51:04 PM »

If ya go to uh family re-union lookin fur women, you might be a redneck.
If ur family tree don't fork, ya know ur uh redneck.
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2005, 01:47:43 PM »

"Steve's a redneck?"

-Me, talking about my friend, who actually is a redneck.
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2005, 08:52:05 PM »

"you hit him, I run"

My friend and I talking about a large group of people outside the Rave
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2005, 10:38:26 AM »

"Before you criticize others, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes..."
       -I don't know. I saw it as someone's away message.
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2005, 11:40:28 PM »

:cough:myawaymessage...perhaps... i've heard it before...:cough:

"Kill a man, they lock you up for life.
But kill 10 people, they take you to texas an' hit you with a brick.
If you manage to kill 20, they put you in a hospital and look at your through a small window for the rest of your life.
Now, if you kill a couple million people [like Hitler] they don't really know what to say. It's almost like 'good job... you must get up Very early in the morning.'"
-Eddie Izzard
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Mrdodobird

« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2005, 12:10:03 AM »

"Why is first base a banana peel?"

Us playing baseball with no bases, and having to do the best we can.  
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2005, 05:26:02 AM »

"52 weeks in a year. 52 cards in a deck. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
-my Dad.
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2005, 08:34:17 PM »

"I don't hate you because you're black, I hate you because I'm white." ~ T-shirt
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