ObiJuan2080
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« on: March 04, 2005, 10:24:29 AM » |
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"A dream is pleasureable because it's fantasy, if it becomes real then it wasn't a dream."
--Fullmetal Alchemist
My answer would be if it's not a dream because it came true then it must have been destiny.
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Mrdodobird
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 01:13:50 PM » |
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"You just found the marble in the oatmeal... you're a lucky lucky lucky little boy, cause you know why? You get to drink from THE FIREHOSE!!!"
-Stanley Spedowski, UHF
"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly!"
-Raoul, UHF
"Don't worry Bob, it's just like working in a fish market... except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."
-Bob, UHF
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djr33
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2005, 10:10:03 PM » |
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give him and inch, he'll want a foot. give him a foot, he'll want a leg.
-completely pointlessness by me.
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rogue_09
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2005, 10:29:28 PM » |
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for a day.
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djr33
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2005, 11:06:09 PM » |
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Ya know yur uh redneck if yur too drunk ta fish.
-Foxworthy
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Yodaman
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2005, 02:43:35 PM » |
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You know you're a redneck when you have a gunrack for your gunrack.
-I think the same guy as above.
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rogue_09
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2005, 04:19:12 PM » |
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If you drill billiard balls to your fenceposts as decoration, you might be a redneck.
(That's my own I thought up after seeing a fence that actually has billiard balls drilled to the tops of the posts. Oh so beautifully white trash.)
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djr33
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2005, 09:51:04 PM » |
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If ya go to uh family re-union lookin fur women, you might be a redneck.
If ur family tree don't fork, ya know ur uh redneck.
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Alex_C
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2005, 01:47:43 PM » |
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"Steve's a redneck?"
-Me, talking about my friend, who actually is a redneck.
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CramerBH
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2005, 08:52:05 PM » |
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"you hit him, I run"
My friend and I talking about a large group of people outside the Rave
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Yodaman
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2005, 10:38:26 AM » |
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"Before you criticize others, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes..."
-I don't know. I saw it as someone's away message.
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djr33
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2005, 11:40:28 PM » |
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:cough:myawaymessage...perhaps... i've heard it before...:cough:
"Kill a man, they lock you up for life.
But kill 10 people, they take you to texas an' hit you with a brick.
If you manage to kill 20, they put you in a hospital and look at your through a small window for the rest of your life.
Now, if you kill a couple million people [like Hitler] they don't really know what to say. It's almost like 'good job... you must get up Very early in the morning.'"
-Eddie Izzard
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Mrdodobird
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2005, 12:10:03 AM » |
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"Why is first base a banana peel?"
Us playing baseball with no bases, and having to do the best we can.
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Yodaman
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2005, 05:26:02 AM » |
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"52 weeks in a year. 52 cards in a deck. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
-my Dad.
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CramerBH
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2005, 08:34:17 PM » |
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"I don't hate you because you're black, I hate you because I'm white." ~ T-shirt
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